Okay rich guys in suits — what are you going to do to suppress female and Hispanic voting rights in the upcoming elections? You are so nauseatingly predictable — why not just secede and create one separate state of rich old white men with gas-guzzling vehicles driven by African-American slaves while your little women throw tea parties to talk about their latest Hermes purses bought to make up for those little affairs that don’t mean anything? I feel like President Johnson is going to show up on all the Sunday shows today…..

Careful boys, your fear and hypocrisy are showing, and daddy’s not around to buy you out of any difficult situations you might find yourselves in because you’re acting like spoiled, not-so-smart prep boys who can’t get out of school without big daddy buying you out.