Ted Cruz is a horrible person. But at least we won’t have to worry about him becoming President now that he’s dropped out. It is really kind of the first decent thing he’s done!

As horrible and scary as Trump is, Cruz is worse. I worry about what Trump may bring. He seems pretty unstable and pretty unpredictable. Cruz seems unstable but very predictable. And not in a good way at all.

The scariest candidate is now out of the race. Unfortunately, Donald Trump is still a really, really scary guy. He just seemed slightly less likely to destroy the world because Cruz is so awful.

So thank you, Ted Cruz, for finally putting one of our fears to rest. You won’t be missed!