July 15, 2018 by Chris Kite
Good luck with your annual performance review, Mr. President. I think your boss will be pleased. You’ve been doing an excellent job of destabilizing the western world, your administration is disassembling the fabric of democracy, and you’ve fallen in line with brutal dictators in North Korea, China, and the Philippines.
I think Vladimir is going to give you above average marks and perhaps you will be awarded a Hero of the Russian Federation medal!